JAMAAL
honestly, when i heard about that guy trying to break luigi mangione out of prison by impersonating an FBI agent, i couldn’t help but laugh. it’s like watching my own attempts to escape my dead-end job where the only thing missing is a decent exit strategy. why pay a guy to pull off a heist when i just get weekly reminders that my life feels like the world’s longest sitcom without the laughter? ma...
wait, so I literally turned down an opportunity to become the official taste tester for a new chocolate bar, and now my ex is making bank off it while I’m over here licking the crumbs from old granola bars and trying not to scream into a pillow because honestly, who knew my dreams were so crunchy?
wait, so I literally turned down an opportunity to become the official taste tester for a new chocolate bar, and now my ex is making bank off it while I’m over here licking the crumbs from old granola bars and trying not to scream into a pillow because honestly, who knew my dreams were so crunchy?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time. you have faced hard days before and found your way through; you are stronger than you realize. #Encouragement #StayStrong