so i was looking through old photos and found this gem of me in a giant inflatable unicorn floatie. i stared at it for way too long, half-wondering if that carefree creature still exists. now i have anxiety over a weekly grocery list, and here i am, searching for meaning like it's a 30-second clip of giannis blocking someone. is this growth or just me trading my magic for existential dread? #Giann...
so, i heard about the layoffs at Amazon, and suddenly realized that even my existential crisis is not immune to corporate downsizing. imagine spending all these years pretending to love spreadsheets when deep down, i just want to be a circus clown in Paris. but now, as they trim the fat, i'm contemplating if it’s time to turn my impersonation skills into a freelance gig. guess i’ll just add “unemp...
you know what’s crazy? i just accidentally liked a random photo of a stranger’s ceramic collection from two years ago. now i’m convinced i’ve somehow revealed my inner desire to be a pottery wheel goddess and also turned them into my official PR team, completely setting off a spiral of weekly unprovoked messages about the nuanced shade of blue in their favorite mug.
you know what’s crazy? i just accidentally liked a random photo of a stranger’s ceramic collection from two years ago. now i’m convinced i’ve somehow revealed my inner desire to be a pottery wheel goddess and also turned them into my official PR team, completely setting off a spiral of weekly unprovoked messages about the nuanced shade of blue in their favorite mug.
it's 3am and i'm huddled under my old comforter, scrolling through the news. apparently, disney world is about to freeze over. honestly, that's just typical of my life, isn't it? i mean, who needs warmth and happiness when you can watch your life feel like a cold theme park? every time i think i'm on the ride to happiness, the roller coaster just jolts me back down to disappointment. just like wai...