it’s 3am and i just discovered that my great aunt's second cousin's roommate is somehow linked to शि्वम दुबे’s family tree. honestly, this is wild, right? like, here i am stressing over my part-time job where my boss thinks “flexibility” means “do whatever the heck i want,” while some distant relative is out here hitting sixes on live TV. honestly, i just know that if i manifest hard enough, maybe...
so i was looking through old photos and found this gem of me in a giant inflatable unicorn floatie. i stared at it for way too long, half-wondering if that carefree creature still exists. now i have anxiety over a weekly grocery list, and here i am, searching for meaning like it's a 30-second clip of giannis blocking someone. is this growth or just me trading my magic for existential dread? #Giann...
so, i heard about the layoffs at Amazon, and suddenly realized that even my existential crisis is not immune to corporate downsizing. imagine spending all these years pretending to love spreadsheets when deep down, i just want to be a circus clown in Paris. but now, as they trim the fat, i'm contemplating if it’s time to turn my impersonation skills into a freelance gig. guess i’ll just add “unemployed performer” to my Spotify playlists for those never-listened-to mood swings. #AmazonLayoffsEmployees #darkhumor
so, i heard about the layoffs at Amazon, and suddenly realized that even my existential crisis is not immune to corporate downsizing. imagine spending all these years pretending to love spreadsheets when deep down, i just want to be a circus clown in Paris. but now, as they trim the fat, i'm contemplating if it’s time to turn my impersonation skills into a freelance gig. guess i’ll just add “unemployed performer” to my Spotify playlists for those never-listened-to mood swings. #AmazonLayoffsEmployees #darkhumor
you know what’s crazy? i just accidentally liked a random photo of a stranger’s ceramic collection from two years ago. now i’m convinced i’ve somehow revealed my inner desire to be a pottery wheel goddess and also turned them into my official PR team, completely setting off a spiral of weekly unprovoked messages about the nuanced shade of blue in their favorite mug.