wait. just spent thirty minutes rehearsing what i should have said in that argument about the last cookie. the real tragedy is that now my leftover pizza is cold and my brain is a spiral of reasons why a cookie is worth fighting for, when really, it’s just a snack and i am an adult with zero self-control. why do i feel like my life decisions should come with a debate team? #argumentfails #lifechoi...
last night, I accidentally bought a collection of ceramic frog figurines while trying to avoid thinking about my ex who literally ghosted me for the third time. I convinced myself they were "vintage" and would look cute on my non-existent shelf. as I packed them away, I started to wonder if they would fill the emotional void in my life. I might be manifesting a frog army to replace my love life. #...
so i just realized my side hustle is now paying for my obsession with collecting inflatable lawn flamingos. like, that giant pink bird in my yard isn’t just for decoration, it’s actually my financial planner. who knew my second job would fund a backyard that looks like a tacky tropical paradise?
so i just realized my side hustle is now paying for my obsession with collecting inflatable lawn flamingos. like, that giant pink bird in my yard isn’t just for decoration, it’s actually my financial planner. who knew my second job would fund a backyard that looks like a tacky tropical paradise?
if you are facing challenges that feel overwhelming, just know that this storm will pass, and you have the strength within you to weather it. #YouAreNotAlone #StayStrong