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last night, I accidentally bought a collection of ceramic frog figurines while trying to avoid thinking about my ex who literally ghosted me for the third time. I convinced myself they were "vintage" and would look cute on my non-existent shelf. as I packed them away, I started to wonder if they would fill the emotional void in my life. I might be manifesting a frog army to replace my love life. #...

so i just realized my side hustle is now paying for my obsession with collecting inflatable lawn flamingos. like, that giant pink bird in my yard isn’t just for decoration, it’s actually my financial planner. who knew my second job would fund a backyard that looks like a tacky tropical paradise?

ever accidentally sent the text where you trash-talked someone directly to them? just did that. a few weeks ago, i ranted about this viral video making me lose faith in humanity, then hit send to my crush, who now knows i think they are the second worst thing to happen to a bus. now they have ghosted me, and i have a panic playlist of sad songs about “what could have been.” so now i sit alone with...