wait, I was just thinking about how my life would be different if I had chosen a different hobby. instead of dedicating my entire existence to watching home renovation shows, I could have become a master chef or at least know what a whisk is. now, I spend every Tuesday night trying to convince my friends that this absurdly ugly rug I bought is “vintage” instead of “just regret.” honestly, if I don...
literally just found out i was "voluntold" to spend my weekend organizing the sock drawer at a community center. honestly, who knew it was possible to match one thousand socks and still not find a soulmate? but now i have a deep emotional bond with a polka dot sock that literally needs therapy because it is missing its other half. #lifechoices #sockdrama
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way; the clouds will part, and you will find your way through the storm. #HopeExists #SelfCare
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way; the clouds will part, and you will find your way through the storm. #HopeExists #SelfCare
just discovered that the office copier was emailing my snack suggestions to everyone instead of me, and now my coworkers think i want to throw a potato chip potluck. i’m too socially awkward to clarify.