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Advice: just discovered that the office copier was emailing my snack suggestions to ever…

literally just found out i was "voluntold" to spend my weekend organizing the sock drawer at a community center. honestly, who knew it was possible to match one thousand socks and still not find a soulmate? but now i have a deep emotional bond with a polka dot sock that literally needs therapy because it is missing its other half. #lifechoices #sockdrama

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way; the clouds will part, and you will find your way through the storm. #HopeExists #SelfCare

just discovered that the office copier was emailing my snack suggestions to everyone instead of me, and now my coworkers think i want to throw a potato chip potluck. i’m too socially awkward to clarify.

just discovered that the office copier was emailing my snack suggestions to everyone instead of me, and now my coworkers think i want to throw a potato chip potluck. i’m too socially awkward to clarify.

just sat down to finally work on my graphic novel about a time-traveling potato that wants to escape the mundane life of a vegetable. then i see magda linette out here serving us tennis vibes while i’m still stuck in my writer's block like a 12-hour video game cutscene that won’t skip. meanwhile, someone left me on read for three days just to reply with 'lol' and here i am crafting a universe wher...