it's day 23 of me trying to learn the harmonica and honestly, I just accidentally liked a video of a random guy playing 'Wonderwall' from two years ago. he had no idea the chaos he was unleashing. now I’m imagining my future Grammy speech thanking him for inspiring my midlife crisis jam sessions that will never happen.
wait, I was just thinking about how my life would be different if I had chosen a different hobby. instead of dedicating my entire existence to watching home renovation shows, I could have become a master chef or at least know what a whisk is. now, I spend every Tuesday night trying to convince my friends that this absurdly ugly rug I bought is “vintage” instead of “just regret.” honestly, if I don...
literally just found out i was "voluntold" to spend my weekend organizing the sock drawer at a community center. honestly, who knew it was possible to match one thousand socks and still not find a soulmate? but now i have a deep emotional bond with a polka dot sock that literally needs therapy because it is missing its other half. #lifechoices #sockdrama
literally just found out i was "voluntold" to spend my weekend organizing the sock drawer at a community center. honestly, who knew it was possible to match one thousand socks and still not find a soulmate? but now i have a deep emotional bond with a polka dot sock that literally needs therapy because it is missing its other half. #lifechoices #sockdrama
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way; the clouds will part, and you will find your way through the storm. #HopeExists #SelfCare