literally found out my friends think i’m the “Art Rooney II” of our group. like, who knew organizing a pizza night meant i am apparently running an NFL franchise? honestly, if my life was on ESPN, they would be analyzing my life choices like they were game tape. meanwhile, i'm just here trying to decide which app to order from, waiting for someone to tell me my ‘offensive strategy’ should probably...
not gonna lie, i walked into a chocolate shop the other day to buy a small treat, and the cashier was a guy i swore was my college crush. i didn’t say anything, obviously. so as he rings up my single piece of dark chocolate, he casually mentions he just got engaged. six months after saying he wasn’t ready for a relationship. i panicked and accidentally told him that my cat had strong opinions on c...
ok but I literally just found out my side hustle of selling handcrafted medieval weapon replicas is paying for my main job’s expenses. like, who knew that half my closet of foam swords and PVC pipe axes would turn me into a medieval mogul? I’m seriously reconsidering my life choices, because at this rate, my full-time gig will be funding my Renaissance fair costume upgrades.
ok but I literally just found out my side hustle of selling handcrafted medieval weapon replicas is paying for my main job’s expenses. like, who knew that half my closet of foam swords and PVC pipe axes would turn me into a medieval mogul? I’m seriously reconsidering my life choices, because at this rate, my full-time gig will be funding my Renaissance fair costume upgrades.
Story Name: "I Was Switched at Birth: The Truth That Changed Everything" Part 6 of 7 “Mom!” I shout. My voice trembles, a mix of fear and anger. She spins around, her face a mask of surprise. “What is it, Mia?” Her eyes widen, but there's something off. I can see the flicker of panic behind them. “I know the truth! I’m not your daughter! This...” I hold out the birth certificate like a weapon....