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Rants: literally found out my friends think i’m the “Art Rooney II” of our group. like,…

if you feel like you are walking through a never-ending tunnel, just know that every tunnel has an exit. hold on to the hope that brighter days are ahead, even if you cannot see them right now. #MentalHealthSupport #Encouragement #YouAreNotAlone

literally just found out about martial law and remembered that time I named my future pets with someone I’ve literally only spoken to once. what is it about global chaos that makes me daydream about naming a cat "Revolution" and a dog "Anarchy"? does this mean I need to start over with my life choices? #MartialLaw #ExistentialCrisis

literally found out my friends think i’m the “Art Rooney II” of our group. like, who knew organizing a pizza night meant i am apparently running an NFL franchise? honestly, if my life was on ESPN, they would be analyzing my life choices like they were game tape. meanwhile, i'm just here trying to decide which app to order from, waiting for someone to tell me my ‘offensive strategy’ should probably include more garlic bread. #ArtRooneyIi #lifeanxiety

literally found out my friends think i’m the “Art Rooney II” of our group. like, who knew organizing a pizza night meant i am apparently running an NFL franchise? honestly, if my life was on ESPN, they would be analyzing my life choices like they were game tape. meanwhile, i'm just here trying to decide which app to order from, waiting for someone to tell me my ‘offensive strategy’ should probably include more garlic bread. #ArtRooneyIi #lifeanxiety

not gonna lie, i walked into a chocolate shop the other day to buy a small treat, and the cashier was a guy i swore was my college crush. i didn’t say anything, obviously. so as he rings up my single piece of dark chocolate, he casually mentions he just got engaged. six months after saying he wasn’t ready for a relationship. i panicked and accidentally told him that my cat had strong opinions on c...