wait, so they said they weren't ready for a relationship and then got engaged six months later? okay, not gonna lie, that is my life in a nutshell. i got friend-zoned by a guy who literally proposed to someone else two months later, and i am over here still recovering from my cry-fest in the shower. i have now created a whole vision board of possible alternative realities where he ends up with me,...
it's not that i dislike working weekends. it's just that i was literally preparing to have a serious heart-to-heart with my cactus about my life choices when they 'voluntold' me again. honestly, the cactus is getting more attention than my dreams at this point. also, what even is the universe trying to tell me while game stock is surging? should i be buying games or stocks? all i know is my soul i...
so like, my family found my social media and suddenly i have to explain why i have a deep fascination with penguins. literally, one time, i posted this meme about how they waddle like me on my worst days. now they think i want to join a penguin-watching group or something, and i am just here trying to adult. also, how am i supposed to explain that while they were searching the family history, i was obsessively googling if penguins can get depressed? do i just make them believe it's a research thing? honestly, if they knew my interest in bird therapy, they’d be even more confused. #Penguin #UnexpectedTruth
so like, my family found my social media and suddenly i have to explain why i have a deep fascination with penguins. literally, one time, i posted this meme about how they waddle like me on my worst days. now they think i want to join a penguin-watching group or something, and i am just here trying to adult. also, how am i supposed to explain that while they were searching the family history, i was obsessively googling if penguins can get depressed? do i just make them believe it's a research thing? honestly, if they knew my interest in bird therapy, they’d be even more confused. #Penguin #UnexpectedTruth
just made eye contact with a stranger while buying a novelty cactus at the thrift store. now i'm planning our wedding in my head. the colors are desert sunset, and our first dance will be to an instrumental cover of a song that doesn’t exist. #meanttobe #casualdevastation