it's not that i dislike working weekends. it's just that i was literally preparing to have a serious heart-to-heart with my cactus about my life choices when they 'voluntold' me again. honestly, the cactus is getting more attention than my dreams at this point. also, what even is the universe trying to tell me while game stock is surging? should i be buying games or stocks? all i know is my soul i...
so like, my family found my social media and suddenly i have to explain why i have a deep fascination with penguins. literally, one time, i posted this meme about how they waddle like me on my worst days. now they think i want to join a penguin-watching group or something, and i am just here trying to adult. also, how am i supposed to explain that while they were searching the family history, i wa...
just made eye contact with a stranger while buying a novelty cactus at the thrift store. now i'm planning our wedding in my head. the colors are desert sunset, and our first dance will be to an instrumental cover of a song that doesn’t exist. #meanttobe #casualdevastation
just made eye contact with a stranger while buying a novelty cactus at the thrift store. now i'm planning our wedding in my head. the colors are desert sunset, and our first dance will be to an instrumental cover of a song that doesn’t exist. #meanttobe #casualdevastation
bought an entire set of baking trays yesterday because they were ‘on sale’ even though I can’t remember the last time I baked anything. now they sit in my kitchen, staring at me like I’m the delusional hoarder I’ve always feared I’d become. while I’m out here manifesting free healthcare benefits like the Ayushman Bharat scheme, I should probably check if there’s a return policy on unrealistic baki...