day 47 of calculating how much I spend on kitchen gadgets I never use - and it is five hundred dollars. I own a spiralizer. A garlic press. A popcorn maker. I am literally just a person who enjoys cereal. sorry, blender and food processor. my apologies for keeping you in the cabinet - you deserved better.
no because i sat down to calculate how long it would take to save for my dreams, and then my whole existence imploded. apparently, its going to take me longer than it takes for my relatives to have chaotic holiday dinners and argue over the most trivial things. meanwhile, my only investment seems to be on snacks while my life crumbles like week-old bread. now i’m just emotionally tied to pg stock....
wait, so they said they weren't ready for a relationship and then got engaged six months later? okay, not gonna lie, that is my life in a nutshell. i got friend-zoned by a guy who literally proposed to someone else two months later, and i am over here still recovering from my cry-fest in the shower. i have now created a whole vision board of possible alternative realities where he ends up with me, and honestly, i might just start sending out invitations for our wedding that only exists in my head. #ToddBurkhalter #realitycheck
wait, so they said they weren't ready for a relationship and then got engaged six months later? okay, not gonna lie, that is my life in a nutshell. i got friend-zoned by a guy who literally proposed to someone else two months later, and i am over here still recovering from my cry-fest in the shower. i have now created a whole vision board of possible alternative realities where he ends up with me, and honestly, i might just start sending out invitations for our wedding that only exists in my head. #ToddBurkhalter #realitycheck
it's not that i dislike working weekends. it's just that i was literally preparing to have a serious heart-to-heart with my cactus about my life choices when they 'voluntold' me again. honestly, the cactus is getting more attention than my dreams at this point. also, what even is the universe trying to tell me while game stock is surging? should i be buying games or stocks? all i know is my soul i...