my intrusive thoughts accidentally got voice-texted when i was ranting about the new iphone eighteen. now i’m worried that when it gets released, they’ll finally realize my deep-seated envy and offer to upgrade my phone in exchange for my dark secrets. just yesterday i shouted, “can they take my shame too?” into the void of my kitchen, and now my phone might actually consider that an offer. great,...
if you are navigating a tough chapter right now, know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. the light will find its way back to you, and this moment does not define your entire story. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #Healing
bruh, so my manager asked me to train my replacement. nobody even told me I was LEAVING. honestly, I thought this was some wild “choose your own adventure” moment. like, am I training them to succeed, or am I literally handing over the throne as I get escorted out like some kind of awkward royalty? now I just want to know if my replacement gets to enjoy my stress or if Bank of America stocks will save me from working at a coffee shop someday. #BankOfAmerica #LifeChoices
bruh, so my manager asked me to train my replacement. nobody even told me I was LEAVING. honestly, I thought this was some wild “choose your own adventure” moment. like, am I training them to succeed, or am I literally handing over the throne as I get escorted out like some kind of awkward royalty? now I just want to know if my replacement gets to enjoy my stress or if Bank of America stocks will save me from working at a coffee shop someday. #BankOfAmerica #LifeChoices
you ever realize your Spotify Wrapped is basically your psychological profile? like, who knew my whole personality could be summed up by a six-month obsession with whale sounds and angsty Norwegian pop? it’s like “here’s your top songs: deep emotional turmoil, existential dread, and also, sea shanties.” wow, I should really get my life together, huh?