it's 3am and i'm just sitting here realizing that riccardo calafiori drops out of a big game like a kid dropping their ice cream at the park, you know? like dude, did you pull a muscle or just decide you wanted to binge-watch a season of something instead? but honestly, the more i think about it, maybe he was just having an epiphany, like “if i can't score goals, at least i can score a pizza”... #...
i just found out my great-great-granddad played for livingston back in the day, which explains my unexplainable urge to argue about a game i never understood. i thought my ancestry would be full of brave warriors or mysterious artists, but no, it's just me, inheriting a profound inability to differentiate between offside and upside-down pizza. still, who needs glory when you have confusion? #Livin...
was watching highlights of udinese vs lazio and thought about how dramatic the players are, but honestly, if I lost a bug in my hair like I did in the middle of that match, I’d probably start a civil war too... football’s not the only thing with too much contact. #UdineseVsLazio #BugWars
was watching highlights of udinese vs lazio and thought about how dramatic the players are, but honestly, if I lost a bug in my hair like I did in the middle of that match, I’d probably start a civil war too... football’s not the only thing with too much contact. #UdineseVsLazio #BugWars
just realized that cooking can be a bit like a football match, like last night I whipped up a family recipe, finally got it right after what felt like 17 penalties against my self-esteem and it tasted incredible, like Padelli finally catching that perfect ball after years on the bench but the twist is as I was tasting it, my dog side-eyed me like I just committed a serious foul for cooking meat wh...