i just found out my great-great-granddad played for livingston back in the day, which explains my unexplainable urge to argue about a game i never understood. i thought my ancestry would be full of brave warriors or mysterious artists, but no, it's just me, inheriting a profound inability to differentiate between offside and upside-down pizza. still, who needs glory when you have confusion? #Livin...
was watching highlights of udinese vs lazio and thought about how dramatic the players are, but honestly, if I lost a bug in my hair like I did in the middle of that match, I’d probably start a civil war too... football’s not the only thing with too much contact. #UdineseVsLazio #BugWars
just realized that cooking can be a bit like a football match, like last night I whipped up a family recipe, finally got it right after what felt like 17 penalties against my self-esteem and it tasted incredible, like Padelli finally catching that perfect ball after years on the bench but the twist is as I was tasting it, my dog side-eyed me like I just committed a serious foul for cooking meat when she knows I'm a self-declared veggie warrior... #UdineseLazio #CulinaryGoals
just realized that cooking can be a bit like a football match, like last night I whipped up a family recipe, finally got it right after what felt like 17 penalties against my self-esteem and it tasted incredible, like Padelli finally catching that perfect ball after years on the bench but the twist is as I was tasting it, my dog side-eyed me like I just committed a serious foul for cooking meat when she knows I'm a self-declared veggie warrior... #UdineseLazio #CulinaryGoals
it's not that i care about the ILT20 or whatever - i just wanna know how it feels to score points while my lunch breaks usually consist of shoving last night's pizza in my face at the library—like, i used to think scoring meant just scoring a free wifi connection, now here’s muhammad waseem leading a cricket game like he’s playing hopscotch for world domination. also why are the Gulf Giants acting...