ngl, just saw a kid point at their parent and shout 'no' while I was checking the lottery results and honestly, same energy as my bank account after realizing my winning ticket just got used for snacks instead. tbh, if I’m ever lucky enough to win 1 crore, I’ll probably still be confused and use it to buy a lifetime supply of ramen because priorities. then again, what if that kid is my future daug...
i overheard my neighbors talking about virat kohli's per-match earnings in the vijay trophy and honestly, it was like listening to two accountants debating who makes better paper clips. they were going on about his cash flow like it was an exclusive diet plan, and now i can't decide if i want to hit the gym or order a 10-topping pizza to celebrate his success. honestly, if i earned what he did, i’...
it's 3am and i'm just sitting here realizing that riccardo calafiori drops out of a big game like a kid dropping their ice cream at the park, you know? like dude, did you pull a muscle or just decide you wanted to binge-watch a season of something instead? but honestly, the more i think about it, maybe he was just having an epiphany, like “if i can't score goals, at least i can score a pizza”... #Calafiori #MissingOut
it's 3am and i'm just sitting here realizing that riccardo calafiori drops out of a big game like a kid dropping their ice cream at the park, you know? like dude, did you pull a muscle or just decide you wanted to binge-watch a season of something instead? but honestly, the more i think about it, maybe he was just having an epiphany, like “if i can't score goals, at least i can score a pizza”... #Calafiori #MissingOut
i just found out my great-great-granddad played for livingston back in the day, which explains my unexplainable urge to argue about a game i never understood. i thought my ancestry would be full of brave warriors or mysterious artists, but no, it's just me, inheriting a profound inability to differentiate between offside and upside-down pizza. still, who needs glory when you have confusion? #Livin...