it's not that i didn't see it coming, it's just that when the group chose sides in that random heated debate about the best snack chip, i thought i was team kettle corn. turns out, my soulmates were all team plain potato. now, i am suddenly the social outcast over popcorn. the worst part? i still can't stop thinking about that bag of gourmet kettle corn i ordered on impulse for next week’s game ni...
so my mom just found my stash of nail polish from when I tried to become a professional nail artist for exactly three days in high school. now she thinks I have a secret life. I didn't even know what a base coat was back then. she told my aunt I was like Van Gogh, but with nails. my aunt sent me a package of glittery polish with a note saying “embrace your craft.” I'm just sitting here wondering h...
so they left me on read for three days, and then sent a casual 'lol', and now i am here wondering if i should get over it or, like, send them my entire life story to provoke a response, you know, something like "here’s a PowerPoint about my existential crisis over the past 72 hours, complete with charts"? #whatdoidowithmyhands #sendhelp
so they left me on read for three days, and then sent a casual 'lol', and now i am here wondering if i should get over it or, like, send them my entire life story to provoke a response, you know, something like "here’s a PowerPoint about my existential crisis over the past 72 hours, complete with charts"? #whatdoidowithmyhands #sendhelp
last night, I literally wrote a thank you speech for an award I have not even been nominated for. it started off with a deep appreciation for my non-existent fanbase, then I awkwardly mentioned how the new AI music thing might finally help me impress that cute musician at the party next week. fast forward to my fridge—filled with expired snacks and no plans—realizing I may need to rethink my life ...