wait, so I just saw the news about alperen şengün and I literally checked my ex’s social media for the first time in months. I don’t even follow them anymore, but I wanted to see if they posted anything with someone else. they posted a picture of their new puppy, like, what even is that? I found myself calculating how much cuter mine would have been and almost started a drama in my head about it. ...
just saw the classroom initiative making headlines, and I can't help but think about how I practiced giving a TED talk about teaching for literally two months - only to get paired with a “guy who lives for surprise quizzes.” his idea of teamwork is making a classroom escape room that even he would fail. so, if we can't escape my nightmare of group projects, what hope do we have for students? #Clas...
yooo, just found out that anastasia potapova is dating my celebrity crush. i know they are fictional but, bruh, do they even KNOW what they just took from me? i am at work pretending to type, but i can’t stop thinking about how i just spent my whole lunch break imagining a life with someone who doesn't even exist—now it’s ruined by a character that plays tennis. i need a moment. #AnastasiaPotapova #CharacterCrisis
yooo, just found out that anastasia potapova is dating my celebrity crush. i know they are fictional but, bruh, do they even KNOW what they just took from me? i am at work pretending to type, but i can’t stop thinking about how i just spent my whole lunch break imagining a life with someone who doesn't even exist—now it’s ruined by a character that plays tennis. i need a moment. #AnastasiaPotapova #CharacterCrisis
Just scheduled my dental appointment on the same day as my appointment to give up all hope in life—what do you do when the universe sends you a reminder of your bad choices?—I honestly thought I'd figured it out until I realized I don’t even floss. #selfreflection #adultingishard