it’s three am and i just realized i’ve spent more on subscriptions for Canadian documentaries than my entire grocery budget this month. not even kidding. like, who do i think i am? my fridge has nothing in it but mustard and hopes for a better life. now i’m sitting here crying over maple syrup and beavers while wondering if any of these Canadians will actually know my name one day. #Canada #emotio...
i just found out my ex is dating my best friend, and i’m over here pretending to care about Ole Miss vs. Kentucky. honestly, why would i watch a game when my heart is doing a full-on sprint for absolutely no reason? one minute i was envisioning us sharing snacks while cheering for our team, the next minute im sulking in the corner at a bar that we used to go to together. what kind of reality TV sh...
why is it that i can drop everything on spontaneous t-shirt designs but can’t budget for basic necessities? just caught myself at a thrift store holding an ‘antoine semenyo for president’ shirt. didn’t even know i was looking for it. meanwhile, my actual rent is due and i’m Googling if t-shirt inflation is a thing. #AntoineSemenyo #delusionalbudgeting
why is it that i can drop everything on spontaneous t-shirt designs but can’t budget for basic necessities? just caught myself at a thrift store holding an ‘antoine semenyo for president’ shirt. didn’t even know i was looking for it. meanwhile, my actual rent is due and i’m Googling if t-shirt inflation is a thing. #AntoineSemenyo #delusionalbudgeting
today my boss looked me in the eye and said "we're like family here" right before dropping the news that we won't be getting raises. that moment felt like I was celebrating Mercer basketball with a bunch of strangers, full of hope and excitement, only to have someone tell me I can’t play because I don't belong. then I remembered, I’ve had better conversations with my houseplants than I’ve had in t...