not gonna lie, when I spilled laundry detergent all over my mom’s favorite sweater - I thought I was dead. she just looked at me, sighed, and said “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.” now I'm questioning everything - is there an emotion deeper than disappointment? because that’s how I feel when I find my fridge empty again and I remember I have no food skills whatsoever.
just found out my ex started dating my friend while scrolling through the latest news about the Hoosiers winning everything. why is this my life? like i can’t even keep track of my laundry, and now I have to process this relationship drama? honestly, it feels like watching Tim Tebow lead a team to victory while i’m over here tripping over my own feet. i half expected to get a notification saying t...
yooo, just saw my spotify wrapped and my top artist was a band that sings songs about sandwiches. like, how did they even get my mood so right? am i that predictable? now everyone knows i'm just a mess who gets emotional over food metaphors. great, cool, can’t wait to explain this at dinner.
yooo, just saw my spotify wrapped and my top artist was a band that sings songs about sandwiches. like, how did they even get my mood so right? am i that predictable? now everyone knows i'm just a mess who gets emotional over food metaphors. great, cool, can’t wait to explain this at dinner.
I dont know how I ended up arguing with a fan account over the rightful meaning of a cereal box mascot. Like, I was scrolling, minding my business, when I stumbled upon their conspiracy theory that Captain Crunch is secretly an antihero fighting against bland breakfast choices. And somehow I got sucked into defending my childhood against an angry mob of cereal historians. Now I'm questioning my en...