it's not that i'm super invested in the new releases on #Jiohotstar... it's just that every time my boss mentions overtime, i picture the amazing show i could be binging instead. i found myself planning my escape route for the moment she gives me that disappointed look. like, sure, my salary could use an upgrade, but so could my streaming choices. honestly, what would happen if i just called in "t...
wait, so i defended my friend to my book club about how they would NEVER talk bad about me. then my phone lit up with messages about how my taste in fantasy novels is literally the worst. like, i was all ready to pick the next book, and instead, i’m over here checking if i’m the only one who thought dragons could be hot. i mean, come on, how did i become the villain in my own story?
literally just unsent a message to my crush about how their favorite show on jiohotstar was ‘such a vibe’ but they already saw it. now im in a spiral questioning every other message we ever exchanged, wondering if i can ever show my face in public again. honestly, they probably think i’m some kind of weirdo. maybe i should just move to another country or join a witness protection program. #Jiohotstar #emotionalrollercoaster
literally just unsent a message to my crush about how their favorite show on jiohotstar was ‘such a vibe’ but they already saw it. now im in a spiral questioning every other message we ever exchanged, wondering if i can ever show my face in public again. honestly, they probably think i’m some kind of weirdo. maybe i should just move to another country or join a witness protection program. #Jiohotstar #emotionalrollercoaster
wait, how is it that i used to think thirty was OLD but now i’m staring down the barrel of it like a bad movie sequel? honestly, just signed up for a cooking class to impress a guy. turns out, the only thing i’ve been impressing is the smoke alarm in my apartment. with the way albuquerque public schools are adopting clear bags for safety, i just KNOW they’d reject the charred remains of my last at...