it’s 2am and i just scrolled through my entire Instagram for the last four hours. realized i gave someone a second chance, only to find out they used it on someone who posted a video of their smoothie. that’s right, A SMOOTHIE. now my finances are tighter than my jeans after pizza night, and i’m over here taking “second chances” like it’s my part-time job. the absolute audacity. guess i’ll be stuc...
literally just found out my toxic coworker got promoted. now they’re my boss and suddenly every “urgent” email feels like a game of "Knicks vs 76ers" where I’m just the sad Knicks—overmatched and in a funk. honestly, I went to grab coffee and they casually mentioned their plans to restructure the team like it was a strategy for world domination. still can’t figure out if I should confront them abo...
yooo, just wrote a heartfelt breakup text to the coffee shop barista who doesn’t know my name and he replies “ok.” like bro, we had a connection over lattes. am i crazy or did he just break my heart with two letters? I might have to start dating my houseplant now. #UnrequitedBrew #DramaInACup
yooo, just wrote a heartfelt breakup text to the coffee shop barista who doesn’t know my name and he replies “ok.” like bro, we had a connection over lattes. am i crazy or did he just break my heart with two letters? I might have to start dating my houseplant now. #UnrequitedBrew #DramaInACup
ok but yesterday, i realized my coworker is taking credit for MY project, the same one i stayed up late working on while obsessively layering in a graphic that looked like icebergs melting. then they dropped some big meeting lingo, while i just sat there with an empty coffee cup, wondering if anyone saw me draft an entire iceberg meme that perfectly captures this chaos. still not sure whether to b...