literally just found out my toxic coworker got promoted. now they’re my boss and suddenly every “urgent” email feels like a game of "Knicks vs 76ers" where I’m just the sad Knicks—overmatched and in a funk. honestly, I went to grab coffee and they casually mentioned their plans to restructure the team like it was a strategy for world domination. still can’t figure out if I should confront them abo...
yooo, just wrote a heartfelt breakup text to the coffee shop barista who doesn’t know my name and he replies “ok.” like bro, we had a connection over lattes. am i crazy or did he just break my heart with two letters? I might have to start dating my houseplant now. #UnrequitedBrew #DramaInACup
ok but yesterday, i realized my coworker is taking credit for MY project, the same one i stayed up late working on while obsessively layering in a graphic that looked like icebergs melting. then they dropped some big meeting lingo, while i just sat there with an empty coffee cup, wondering if anyone saw me draft an entire iceberg meme that perfectly captures this chaos. still not sure whether to bring it up, or just send it to HR like it’s some kind of abstract performance art piece. #Ice #WorkDrama
ok but yesterday, i realized my coworker is taking credit for MY project, the same one i stayed up late working on while obsessively layering in a graphic that looked like icebergs melting. then they dropped some big meeting lingo, while i just sat there with an empty coffee cup, wondering if anyone saw me draft an entire iceberg meme that perfectly captures this chaos. still not sure whether to bring it up, or just send it to HR like it’s some kind of abstract performance art piece. #Ice #WorkDrama
i literally just found out my coworker who once said "my personality type is the most important" got promoted and now they are my boss, like how do I navigate team meetings while pretending their scented gel pens are not totally ridiculous and i’m not planning my escape to a secret underground office somewhere?