not gonna lie, I just spent thirty minutes creating a PowerPoint presentation on how to impress my manager in a 'quick chat' that is only meant to last five minutes. each slide is themed—one on effective breathing techniques, another with potential icebreakers involving favorite snacks. I don't even know if they like snacks. now I'm questioning their entire snack philosophy.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know it is okay to take things one step at a time. each small step you take is a sign of your strength, even if it doesn’t feel like it. this difficult season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #InnerStrength
it’s 2am and i just scrolled through my entire Instagram for the last four hours. realized i gave someone a second chance, only to find out they used it on someone who posted a video of their smoothie. that’s right, A SMOOTHIE. now my finances are tighter than my jeans after pizza night, and i’m over here taking “second chances” like it’s my part-time job. the absolute audacity. guess i’ll be stuck with martial law for my emotions while i deal with my existential crisis. #MartialLaw #SecondChances
it’s 2am and i just scrolled through my entire Instagram for the last four hours. realized i gave someone a second chance, only to find out they used it on someone who posted a video of their smoothie. that’s right, A SMOOTHIE. now my finances are tighter than my jeans after pizza night, and i’m over here taking “second chances” like it’s my part-time job. the absolute audacity. guess i’ll be stuck with martial law for my emotions while i deal with my existential crisis. #MartialLaw #SecondChances
literally just found out my toxic coworker got promoted. now they’re my boss and suddenly every “urgent” email feels like a game of "Knicks vs 76ers" where I’m just the sad Knicks—overmatched and in a funk. honestly, I went to grab coffee and they casually mentioned their plans to restructure the team like it was a strategy for world domination. still can’t figure out if I should confront them abo...