not gonna lie, at 3am, I just remembered that time I made eye contact with the office printer during a malfunction and thought it was sentient. like, it jammed and I was staring at it as if we shared some cosmic understanding. I swear, I was convinced I needed to apologize for jamming its inner gears with my existential dread. it started printing the company policy about toxic workplace behavior w...
not gonna lie, saw that my friend posted their workout routine on social media. it made me realize i've been 'working out' by simply having heated arguments with my couch about who gets to hold the remote. now the gym is posting about health while i'm over here trying to convince myself that a walk to the fridge counts as cardio. #Novice #SelfAwareness
yooo, just saw that news about the fuel filling station and all those accidents. meanwhile, my life is like one big traffic pile-up. i made dinner plans with a guy who ghosted me three weeks ago and accidentally ordered an entire pizza for one. so now i have more leftovers than love interests. #Tnstc #foodforone
yooo, just saw that news about the fuel filling station and all those accidents. meanwhile, my life is like one big traffic pile-up. i made dinner plans with a guy who ghosted me three weeks ago and accidentally ordered an entire pizza for one. so now i have more leftovers than love interests. #Tnstc #foodforone
Story Name: "My DNA Test Exposed the Celebrity I Never Knew as Dad" Part 3 of 8 I clutch the letter tight, the weight of the truth suffocating me. Suddenly, my phone buzzes violently on the kitchen counter. I glance at it, heart racing; it’s a message from my mom. “We need to talk.” Her words hang in the air, heavy and foreboding. I don't want to face her. Not now. But I can't avoid her foreve...