wait—so I just crafted a whole monologue about how if Nasir Hossain can keep getting overlooked, maybe I can too, you know? I mean, it made me feel VALIDATED for a second—till I realized my entire life’s basically a string of missed opportunities and my therapist won't let me text my crush—so I'm staring at the message that starts with "why do you keep ghosting me" but then just—I don’t know, just...
just saw the trending news about bfuhs and suddenly remembered that time i made accidental eye contact with a stranger at the grocery store. you know how one moment can spiral into an entire LIFE? we shared this brief glance that screamed "soulmates" and now i’m planning a wedding in my head, complete with a color scheme and potential playlist. who knew scanning for avocados could lead to crafting...
I literally just found out that I have been washing my laundry with conditioner instead of detergent for a YEAR. Now I cannot stop imagining all the shirts I've ruined and honestly, my clothes smell like a salon but my life feels like a soap opera gone wrong.
I literally just found out that I have been washing my laundry with conditioner instead of detergent for a YEAR. Now I cannot stop imagining all the shirts I've ruined and honestly, my clothes smell like a salon but my life feels like a soap opera gone wrong.
why does nobody talk about the emotional toll of hearting your own post by accident? like, I literally crafted that message with my heart and soul. now I look like I’m trying to vibe with my own thoughts, which is, honestly, an impressive new low. I’m pretty sure I just lost my social standing in the world of online strangers. #relatable #unhinged