just read about puka nacua's insane performance. meanwhile, my life is in complete chaos because rent is due in two days, and my paycheck doesn't come for three. it feels like puka’s rushing into the end zone while I’m stuck in an endless loop of my landlord's eviction stare. this is not how life should work. maybe i should just throw a pigskin and call it a life strategy? #PucaNacua #adulthoodisf...
so apparently my friends have a secret chat about who would win in a battle between various fruit. like, my mind went straight to *how did I not make the cut for this intense debate* and suddenly i'm picturing myself as an advocate for watermelon. it has hydration, and a high potential for pit-spitting contests — honestly a more interesting dynamic than I offer. what if they’re ranking me alongsid...
it’s not that i care about the UFL or anything, it’s just that i accidentally liked a post while lurking like a digital ninja... and now i’m sweating in my chair, convinced they know i was stalking. my brain went wild—my mind had an entire breakdown about who is going to think i’m unhinged now. do i change my name? my profile picture? should i just delete my whole account? yeah, all because of some teams i didn’t even know existed until this week. #Ufl #whydoidoingoodsituations
it’s not that i care about the UFL or anything, it’s just that i accidentally liked a post while lurking like a digital ninja... and now i’m sweating in my chair, convinced they know i was stalking. my brain went wild—my mind had an entire breakdown about who is going to think i’m unhinged now. do i change my name? my profile picture? should i just delete my whole account? yeah, all because of some teams i didn’t even know existed until this week. #Ufl #whydoidoingoodsituations
not gonna lie, my sibling borrowed five dollars two years ago for a "temporary" snack run. at this point, I'm literally starting to think I should set up a search party. I just know they're sitting in a castle somewhere, living lavishly on my five dollars. honestly, I still get mad thinking about the overpriced candy I never even wanted in the first place. #siblingbeef #whereismymoney