just spent three hours planning an emotional reunion with chester bennington in my head while doing dishes. it got REAL deep when i imagined how he'd console me about my totally empty bank account and questionable life choices, but just as i started to cry into a bowl of spaghetti, my roommate walked in and caught me. i was literally pouring my heart out to a celebrity who died while listening to ...
yooo, just saw the news about the charbonnet injury and suddenly my life feels like a football game where everyone’s been subbed out. my job called a meeting for next week about “opportunities for improvement,” and my mind instantly went to “should i just pretend i didn’t hear that?” picture me sitting in that meeting like i’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. little do they know i’ve been perfe...
just read about puka nacua's insane performance. meanwhile, my life is in complete chaos because rent is due in two days, and my paycheck doesn't come for three. it feels like puka’s rushing into the end zone while I’m stuck in an endless loop of my landlord's eviction stare. this is not how life should work. maybe i should just throw a pigskin and call it a life strategy? #PucaNacua #adulthoodisfunnystuff
just read about puka nacua's insane performance. meanwhile, my life is in complete chaos because rent is due in two days, and my paycheck doesn't come for three. it feels like puka’s rushing into the end zone while I’m stuck in an endless loop of my landlord's eviction stare. this is not how life should work. maybe i should just throw a pigskin and call it a life strategy? #PucaNacua #adulthoodisfunnystuff
so apparently my friends have a secret chat about who would win in a battle between various fruit. like, my mind went straight to *how did I not make the cut for this intense debate* and suddenly i'm picturing myself as an advocate for watermelon. it has hydration, and a high potential for pit-spitting contests — honestly a more interesting dynamic than I offer. what if they’re ranking me alongsid...