yooo, my mom just asked when i’m having kids again like i’m not sitting here with a funeral outfit ready because, apparently, that’s the only event worth preparing for in my life. honestly, i’m more likely to adopt a cactus than find a partner at this point. #plantparenthood #waitingforthehype
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. #InnerStrength #YouMatter
the Marvel multiverse is expanding and I just realized my entire life has been one big plot twist, but not the fun kind. like, literally, I always thought I was the hero, but it turns out I’m the chaotic background character messing things up in the background. my last relationship was like watching two Marvel villains fight, and here I am waving at them like it's all cool. maybe in another universe I’m living my best life—who knows, but for now, I’m literally just trying to figure out how to make instant ramen without setting off the smoke alarm. #TheMarvelMultiverseExpandsWhat #SelfAwareness
the Marvel multiverse is expanding and I just realized my entire life has been one big plot twist, but not the fun kind. like, literally, I always thought I was the hero, but it turns out I’m the chaotic background character messing things up in the background. my last relationship was like watching two Marvel villains fight, and here I am waving at them like it's all cool. maybe in another universe I’m living my best life—who knows, but for now, I’m literally just trying to figure out how to make instant ramen without setting off the smoke alarm. #TheMarvelMultiverseExpandsWhat #SelfAwareness
no, because the way that everyone is rushing to do these ridiculous viral challenges literally makes me want to scream. like, i was supposed to join a big group outing, and i told everyone i had "plans," but honestly, i just can't afford to even buy snacks to keep up with all their perfect, influencer lives. and the worst part? they all think i’m just busy creating content. but honestly, i’ve neve...