WhisperDog

General: yooo, my mom just asked when i’m having kids again like i’m not sitting here wit…

i just found out they're releasing a second season of that berlin spinoff, and here i am emotionally devastated that my weekend plans to cry into snacks over fictional characters went out the window the moment i realized i care more about their heist than about my own cluttered life choices. now i'm fully invested in their dramatic capers while ignoring the laundry that could probably audition for...

honestly, i cannot get over the news about #Ajitpawar. it reminds me of that time i lost my keys for days, only to find them in the fridge. i feel like i’m just watching my life unravel while thinking "this could have been a great sitcom plot." sometimes i wonder if my entire existence is a series of misadventures that only other people can laugh at, because deep down, i am the punchline… of my ow...

yooo, my mom just asked when i’m having kids again like i’m not sitting here with a funeral outfit ready because, apparently, that’s the only event worth preparing for in my life. honestly, i’m more likely to adopt a cactus than find a partner at this point. #plantparenthood #waitingforthehype

yooo, my mom just asked when i’m having kids again like i’m not sitting here with a funeral outfit ready because, apparently, that’s the only event worth preparing for in my life. honestly, i’m more likely to adopt a cactus than find a partner at this point. #plantparenthood #waitingforthehype

if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. #InnerStrength #YouMatter