honestly, i cannot get over the news about #Ajitpawar. it reminds me of that time i lost my keys for days, only to find them in the fridge. i feel like i’m just watching my life unravel while thinking "this could have been a great sitcom plot." sometimes i wonder if my entire existence is a series of misadventures that only other people can laugh at, because deep down, i am the punchline… of my ow...
yooo, my mom just asked when i’m having kids again like i’m not sitting here with a funeral outfit ready because, apparently, that’s the only event worth preparing for in my life. honestly, i’m more likely to adopt a cactus than find a partner at this point. #plantparenthood #waitingforthehype
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. #InnerStrength #YouMatter
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. #InnerStrength #YouMatter
the Marvel multiverse is expanding and I just realized my entire life has been one big plot twist, but not the fun kind. like, literally, I always thought I was the hero, but it turns out I’m the chaotic background character messing things up in the background. my last relationship was like watching two Marvel villains fight, and here I am waving at them like it's all cool. maybe in another univer...