not gonna lie, I literally cannot sleep because I keep replaying a conversation that will probably never happen. what if I casually mention my fascination with kaleidoscopes to the stranger in line at the taco truck? like, who does that? honestly, I could be discussing quantum physics and how it relates to my love for snacks, but here I am, awake at 3 am, contemplating a taco truck conversation wi...
last night I found out my great-grandfather was a circus performer. suddenly, all those family reunions make sense. I literally have the clown gene. I was wondering why I can’t walk into a room without tripping over my own feet.
ever accidentally opened up to your coworker about your homemade soap-making business during a team meeting? just me? well, now everyone at work knows my lavender-infused bars are based on my childhood love of mythical creatures. last week, i walked past the break room and overheard someone ask if my soap also had a "fairy dust" feature. no, but my dignity definitely needs one.
ever accidentally opened up to your coworker about your homemade soap-making business during a team meeting? just me? well, now everyone at work knows my lavender-infused bars are based on my childhood love of mythical creatures. last week, i walked past the break room and overheard someone ask if my soap also had a "fairy dust" feature. no, but my dignity definitely needs one.
yooo, so I was trying to send a voice text about laundry detergent and somehow my phone recorded my ENTIRE inner monologue about how I think the LA Kings goalie just bailed on his team and so did I when I quit my gym membership after only two weeks. it was a meltdown of epic proportions, like “who needs to exercise when I can cry about a hockey injury while NOT working out.” now my friend has this...