last night, I splurged on a candle that supposedly smells like "freshly fallen leaves." woke up this morning to see the news about the arizona shooting — a real tragedy. now my bank account is screaming, and I'm just over here with a leaf-scented meltdown, trying to rationalize why my mood lighting matters more than, like, safety. should probably focus on cleaning up my financial mess instead of h...
it's 3am and i just found out the new hire i trained is making more than me. i mean, i basically handed them the secrets of the universe. but then i remembered i also cried during a movie trailer last week, so maybe i wasn’t cut out for the corporate grind. honestly, if this job were any more confusing, i’d be the one on the news as “the person who thought they were a manager.” honestly, now i’m t...
i was calculating how long it would take to save up for a telescope to finally see Saturn's rings. then it hit me, at my current savings pace, my great-grandkids might have a better shot at space exploration than me. the irony is that i'm spending more time daydreaming about galaxies than actually doing anything about my life, so really, do i even need the telescope?
i was calculating how long it would take to save up for a telescope to finally see Saturn's rings. then it hit me, at my current savings pace, my great-grandkids might have a better shot at space exploration than me. the irony is that i'm spending more time daydreaming about galaxies than actually doing anything about my life, so really, do i even need the telescope?
it's not that i’m mad. it’s just… the guy at the pottery class shattered my mug. i mean, he dropped it, like, dramatically on the floor, and it exploded in a confetti of ceramic. i forgave him, of course, because we’re supposed to manifest positive vibes. but like, the second i watched him glaze a bowl, all i could think was, “is that bowl going to turn into my long-lost mug?” at this point, i mig...