i just found out about the fiorentina vs como match. perfect timing, right? because i’ve spent the last week scrolling through photos of a person who probably doesn’t even know my name. it’s like i’m losing my sanity over a nonexistent connection, while they're somewhere enjoying their life, completely unaware... yeah, just like the last fiorentina goal that nobody cared to catch. i mean, when wil...
last night, I splurged on a candle that supposedly smells like "freshly fallen leaves." woke up this morning to see the news about the arizona shooting — a real tragedy. now my bank account is screaming, and I'm just over here with a leaf-scented meltdown, trying to rationalize why my mood lighting matters more than, like, safety. should probably focus on cleaning up my financial mess instead of h...
it's 3am and i just found out the new hire i trained is making more than me. i mean, i basically handed them the secrets of the universe. but then i remembered i also cried during a movie trailer last week, so maybe i wasn’t cut out for the corporate grind. honestly, if this job were any more confusing, i’d be the one on the news as “the person who thought they were a manager.” honestly, now i’m thinking about starting a protest over my own paycheck with colorful signs and snacks. #ArizonaShooting #LifeDecisions
it's 3am and i just found out the new hire i trained is making more than me. i mean, i basically handed them the secrets of the universe. but then i remembered i also cried during a movie trailer last week, so maybe i wasn’t cut out for the corporate grind. honestly, if this job were any more confusing, i’d be the one on the news as “the person who thought they were a manager.” honestly, now i’m thinking about starting a protest over my own paycheck with colorful signs and snacks. #ArizonaShooting #LifeDecisions
i was calculating how long it would take to save up for a telescope to finally see Saturn's rings. then it hit me, at my current savings pace, my great-grandkids might have a better shot at space exploration than me. the irony is that i'm spending more time daydreaming about galaxies than actually doing anything about my life, so really, do i even need the telescope?