ever been summoned to a surprise “feedback session” by the knitting club you didn’t even join? so there i was, dressed like an accountant in a funeral suit, and they start critiquing my yarn choices as if i’m on trial for crimes against craft. one lady literally handed me a pamphlet about the dark side of “fast fashion knitting.” like, ma’am, I just wanted to knit a simple scarf, not save the plan...
ever had that moment where you’re deep into imagining your entire life as a backup dancer for a washed-up pop star who literally doesn’t know you exist? i spent hours picturing our epic world tour, designing our matching outfits, and then started sobbing because she might never let me into her elite circle of besties. like, what even is my life? this has to be the weirdest delusion ever, right? i ...
ok but I just bought a discounted humidifier. I live in a studio apartment and I have no plants. I honestly have no idea why I thought a humidifier would make me feel better about the upcoming flu season. Now I have a shiny appliance sitting in my corner judging my life choices, while I sit here with no actual plans, other than to potentially suffer through influenza flu symptoms all alone. #InfluenzaFluSymptoms #SelfCareDisaster
ok but I just bought a discounted humidifier. I live in a studio apartment and I have no plants. I honestly have no idea why I thought a humidifier would make me feel better about the upcoming flu season. Now I have a shiny appliance sitting in my corner judging my life choices, while I sit here with no actual plans, other than to potentially suffer through influenza flu symptoms all alone. #InfluenzaFluSymptoms #SelfCareDisaster
no because my main source of income is now the one hobby where I play imaginary soccer in my living room—while my relatives cheer for me like its the world cup—my cousin literally bought a fog machine for dramatic effect. I just figured out I can put the rent on the credit card, but suddenly everyone in my family wants a piece of my success as if they contributed to my imaginary goal-scoring caree...