it's three a.m. and I just found out my secret cookie recipe was screenshotted by my neighbor, the same one who only ever says hi when they want free baking tips. honestly, part of me is DELULU MANIFESTING that they'll become a renowned pastry chef but also, imagine the drama when I subtly sabotage their sugar with salt just to watch their soufflé flop. because if they’re going to post about my co...
no because i genuinely thought by thirty i would have my life together and be living in a chic loft with a dozen houseplants, but instead, i still can't keep a cactus alive and my most adult decision is which microwave meal pairs best with my fifth rewatch of a reality competition show.
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life's challenges right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. sometimes, the heaviest storms lead to the most beautiful transformations. #InnerStrength #Healing #YouAreNotAlone
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life's challenges right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. sometimes, the heaviest storms lead to the most beautiful transformations. #InnerStrength #Healing #YouAreNotAlone
not gonna lie, I’m lowkey starting a petition for my parents to hire a divorce influencer. I mean, why am I the mediator when I can't even resolve my own sock pile? at this point, I have my dad on one zoom call and my mom on another, and I'm just sitting there like a reality show host trying to get them to settle their differences over who's keeping the cactus they both hate. who knew divorce coul...