no because i genuinely thought by thirty i would have my life together and be living in a chic loft with a dozen houseplants, but instead, i still can't keep a cactus alive and my most adult decision is which microwave meal pairs best with my fifth rewatch of a reality competition show.
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not gonna lie, I’m lowkey starting a petition for my parents to hire a divorce influencer. I mean, why am I the mediator when I can't even resolve my own sock pile? at this point, I have my dad on one zoom call and my mom on another, and I'm just sitting there like a reality show host trying to get them to settle their differences over who's keeping the cactus they both hate. who knew divorce could be such a lack of plant parents’ drama?
not gonna lie, I’m lowkey starting a petition for my parents to hire a divorce influencer. I mean, why am I the mediator when I can't even resolve my own sock pile? at this point, I have my dad on one zoom call and my mom on another, and I'm just sitting there like a reality show host trying to get them to settle their differences over who's keeping the cactus they both hate. who knew divorce could be such a lack of plant parents’ drama?
the way that literally nobody talks about how naming future pets with someone you barely know is like, the most intimate thing ever. i was stressed about money and thought a cute cat name would cheer me up. so i suggested “Biscuit” and next thing i know, we’re talking about “future dog siblings” like we’re planning a wedding or something. now i’m stressed that if i get a cat, i’ll have to invite t...