not gonna lie, I saw a guy on the bus wearing a bright green tracksuit and holding a bag of frozen peas. I instantly decided he was a professional freeze-frame artist trying to pay off his student loans, but every time he thinks about it, he just falls deeper into despair. now I'm considering putting together a backup plan for a funeral outfit, just in case the next art installation goes terribly ...
wait, so I'm watching this show and my favorite character is suddenly dating my celebrity crush, and I’m just sitting there like - my grandma is going to side with the fictional character in our next family feud because she thinks their love is “more realistic” than mine ever was, and I'm gonna have to defend a fictional relationship while my mom uses my ex’s bad haircut against me—what is even ha...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. every challenge you face is an opportunity to grow, and even the darkest nights eventually give way to the dawn. #HopeExists #InnerStrength
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. every challenge you face is an opportunity to grow, and even the darkest nights eventually give way to the dawn. #HopeExists #InnerStrength
the world is full of fake heroes, but it was MY idea that saved us from total chaos—and my boss gave ALL the credit to someone else in the meeting while I sat there biting my tongue, plotting their dramatic fall from grace like it was a season finale. i mean—who knew the road to EMPLOYMENT happiness was paved with betrayal and betrayal cake? #Homeland #PlotTwist