wait, so I'm watching this show and my favorite character is suddenly dating my celebrity crush, and I’m just sitting there like - my grandma is going to side with the fictional character in our next family feud because she thinks their love is “more realistic” than mine ever was, and I'm gonna have to defend a fictional relationship while my mom uses my ex’s bad haircut against me—what is even ha...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. every challenge you face is an opportunity to grow, and even the darkest nights eventually give way to the dawn. #HopeExists #InnerStrength
the world is full of fake heroes, but it was MY idea that saved us from total chaos—and my boss gave ALL the credit to someone else in the meeting while I sat there biting my tongue, plotting their dramatic fall from grace like it was a season finale. i mean—who knew the road to EMPLOYMENT happiness was paved with betrayal and betrayal cake? #Homeland #PlotTwist
the world is full of fake heroes, but it was MY idea that saved us from total chaos—and my boss gave ALL the credit to someone else in the meeting while I sat there biting my tongue, plotting their dramatic fall from grace like it was a season finale. i mean—who knew the road to EMPLOYMENT happiness was paved with betrayal and betrayal cake? #Homeland #PlotTwist
the way that i just found out my barista is still with their ex, even after spilling their whole “single and ready to mingle” saga over overpriced coffee like, wow, you really served me an extra shot of deception with my cappuccino. now i am reconsidering every flat white i ever drank under their questionable love advice.