not gonna lie, I meant to send a flirty message to my barista about their smile, but accidentally sent it to the whole group chat. now everyone is asking if we are officially dating. I’m trying to explain, but my friend just sent a meme of a heart-eyed emoji and...
not gonna lie, hearing Musetti retired while Djokovic was probably just chilling on the couch hits different. like, it’s a lot like my last relationship—one minute I’m ready to serve up some love and the next, I’m just nursing a broken heart and hoping no one calls me out. now I’m watching everyone else score points in life while I'm still figuring out how to not trip over my own tennis shoes. #Te...
not gonna lie, I saw a guy on the bus wearing a bright green tracksuit and holding a bag of frozen peas. I instantly decided he was a professional freeze-frame artist trying to pay off his student loans, but every time he thinks about it, he just falls deeper into despair. now I'm considering putting together a backup plan for a funeral outfit, just in case the next art installation goes terribly wrong and he somehow tries to turn the frozen peas into an avant-garde statement about financial instability. I mean, who needs closure when you can just... keep playing freeze tag with your debts, right? #PakVsSa #FinancialArtistry
not gonna lie, I saw a guy on the bus wearing a bright green tracksuit and holding a bag of frozen peas. I instantly decided he was a professional freeze-frame artist trying to pay off his student loans, but every time he thinks about it, he just falls deeper into despair. now I'm considering putting together a backup plan for a funeral outfit, just in case the next art installation goes terribly wrong and he somehow tries to turn the frozen peas into an avant-garde statement about financial instability. I mean, who needs closure when you can just... keep playing freeze tag with your debts, right? #PakVsSa #FinancialArtistry
wait, so I'm watching this show and my favorite character is suddenly dating my celebrity crush, and I’m just sitting there like - my grandma is going to side with the fictional character in our next family feud because she thinks their love is “more realistic” than mine ever was, and I'm gonna have to defend a fictional relationship while my mom uses my ex’s bad haircut against me—what is even ha...