ngl, when I said I had “prior commitments,” what I really meant was I have a cozy couch and a giant box of ramen judging me from the pantry. tbh, I might have overstated my social life to avoid that awkward moment when you check your bank account and realize you just sent a memo to the universe saying “please starve me.” #quarterlifecrisis #brokelife
wait, so my relatives were comparing me to my cousin who's suddenly "doing so well." like, ok but this is the same cousin who once wore a prom dress to my barbecue, right? i mean, sure she's marrying a famous athlete, but my cat just learned how to high five... so who’s the real winner here? and then they asked me what my plans are, like… should i just announce i’m engaged to a TikTok trend? #Josh...
ngl, looked in the mirror this morning and saw my parents staring back at me, which was weird because they haven’t been this involved in my life since I decided wearing Crocs was a lifestyle choice. guess those “follow your dreams” talks finally kicked in, just not the way I wanted. #awkwardfamilyheritage #reflectiononmylifechoices
ngl, looked in the mirror this morning and saw my parents staring back at me, which was weird because they haven’t been this involved in my life since I decided wearing Crocs was a lifestyle choice. guess those “follow your dreams” talks finally kicked in, just not the way I wanted. #awkwardfamilyheritage #reflectiononmylifechoices
i just sent my great aunt a long text breaking down why i can't make it to the family reunion this year... and she replied 'ok' like i told her my favorite color. now she's planning a surprise 80th for the neighbor instead of me. honestly, i just wanted a reason to not hear about cousin suzy's vegan cat cafe...