Yaar, baarish ka season toh aise hai jaise flood ka audition ho raha ho, main bhi nahi samajh pa raha ki kya zindagi ka rishta sambhalu ya chai ki craving ka 🤷♂️. Subah padhai ka time tha, lekin mukhda dekha toh samjha, kya mujhe churidar pehna tha ya mitti mein baithkar chai ka pyaala piya tha! ☔🤦♂️
i just realized my sibling’s "temporary" loan from two years ago wasn’t just about cash, it was a low-key hostage situation for my childhood toys as collateral, and here i am, wondering why my life feels like the longest episode of a reality show about bad family investments... #Vietnam #SiblingRivalry
ngl, when I said I had “prior commitments,” what I really meant was I have a cozy couch and a giant box of ramen judging me from the pantry. tbh, I might have overstated my social life to avoid that awkward moment when you check your bank account and realize you just sent a memo to the universe saying “please starve me.” #quarterlifecrisis #brokelife
ngl, when I said I had “prior commitments,” what I really meant was I have a cozy couch and a giant box of ramen judging me from the pantry. tbh, I might have overstated my social life to avoid that awkward moment when you check your bank account and realize you just sent a memo to the universe saying “please starve me.” #quarterlifecrisis #brokelife
wait, so my relatives were comparing me to my cousin who's suddenly "doing so well." like, ok but this is the same cousin who once wore a prom dress to my barbecue, right? i mean, sure she's marrying a famous athlete, but my cat just learned how to high five... so who’s the real winner here? and then they asked me what my plans are, like… should i just announce i’m engaged to a TikTok trend? #Josh...