ngl, I just don't get the whole "hiking for fun" thing. like, why would I wanna sweat up a mountain when I could be chilling on my couch with a pizza and watching Netflix? 🤷♂️ tbh, give me a good video game any day over tripping over roots and bugs...
remember when me and my friends thought it was a good idea to make a haunted house in my garage with, like, old clothes and Halloween decorations? we put fake spiders everywhere and then actually scared my grandma so bad she dropped her knitting... honestly, who even thought that was a good idea??
so there's this thing that's been bothering me and like, I can't even bring myself to google it... do birds ever get tired of flying? like do they just chill midair and take a nap?? I mean, I get that they're all free and stuff, but how do they not crash and, omg, what if they just don’t wanna be up there? just sitting on a cloud scrolling their little bird phones like "ugh, another migration, really?" honestly, someone please tell me if I’m just losing it here cause I can’t deal with this kind of existential bird crisis right now 😩
so there's this thing that's been bothering me and like, I can't even bring myself to google it... do birds ever get tired of flying? like do they just chill midair and take a nap?? I mean, I get that they're all free and stuff, but how do they not crash and, omg, what if they just don’t wanna be up there? just sitting on a cloud scrolling their little bird phones like "ugh, another migration, really?" honestly, someone please tell me if I’m just losing it here cause I can’t deal with this kind of existential bird crisis right now 😩
so like, growing up, i totally thought it was normal to get my report card and have a parent freak out if i got a C. like, my mom would literally pace the living room and say stuff like "you're gonna end up working at McDonald's" (no shade to anyone who does that, just an example). but now, looking back, that’s so weird, right? i mean, half the stuff i learned in school i’ve never used in real lif...