remember when me and my friends thought it was a good idea to make a haunted house in my garage with, like, old clothes and Halloween decorations? we put fake spiders everywhere and then actually scared my grandma so bad she dropped her knitting... honestly, who even thought that was a good idea??
so there's this thing that's been bothering me and like, I can't even bring myself to google it... do birds ever get tired of flying? like do they just chill midair and take a nap?? I mean, I get that they're all free and stuff, but how do they not crash and, omg, what if they just don’t wanna be up there? just sitting on a cloud scrolling their little bird phones like "ugh, another migration, rea...
so like, growing up, i totally thought it was normal to get my report card and have a parent freak out if i got a C. like, my mom would literally pace the living room and say stuff like "you're gonna end up working at McDonald's" (no shade to anyone who does that, just an example). but now, looking back, that’s so weird, right? i mean, half the stuff i learned in school i’ve never used in real life. like, here i am at 26, freaking out about my own life choices and wondering if my biggest accomplishment is still knowing the periodic table or being good at quizzes... and somehow, i’m just hoping they don’t make me take a test again.
so like, growing up, i totally thought it was normal to get my report card and have a parent freak out if i got a C. like, my mom would literally pace the living room and say stuff like "you're gonna end up working at McDonald's" (no shade to anyone who does that, just an example). but now, looking back, that’s so weird, right? i mean, half the stuff i learned in school i’ve never used in real life. like, here i am at 26, freaking out about my own life choices and wondering if my biggest accomplishment is still knowing the periodic table or being good at quizzes... and somehow, i’m just hoping they don’t make me take a test again.
why is it that everyone acts like they have their lives together when we all know we scroll through our phones in the bathroom, like, is that just me? like who are we kidding...