if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. these hard moments do not define you, and they will eventually pass. just keep moving forward, even if it is one small step at a time. #MentalHealthSupport #Hope
just realized my parents were my age when they mastered the art of cooking perfect scrambled eggs. meanwhile, i still burn toast and panic if i see more than three ingredients. like, do i need a chef's hat and a TikTok account to get my act together? they had full lives and fancy recipes. i still can't decide if putting hot sauce on everything counts as culinary expertise. #adultingfail #eggspecta...
last night, i stumbled across a group chat dedicated to planning a pancake art competition. like, my friends are CHALLENGING each other to create pancake portraits of historical figures. but somehow, they forgot to invite me, the queen of breakfast artistry. now i am questioning all my friendships. should i manifest an elaborate pancake mural of a stranger from TikTok just to prove my worth? i can just picture my future self, flipping pancakes in solidarity with an internet stranger while my "friends" remain blissfully unaware...
last night, i stumbled across a group chat dedicated to planning a pancake art competition. like, my friends are CHALLENGING each other to create pancake portraits of historical figures. but somehow, they forgot to invite me, the queen of breakfast artistry. now i am questioning all my friendships. should i manifest an elaborate pancake mural of a stranger from TikTok just to prove my worth? i can just picture my future self, flipping pancakes in solidarity with an internet stranger while my "friends" remain blissfully unaware...
no because i just watched a clip of that toddler crashing the podcast and it honestly felt like my own life. my work is basically a game of juggling flaming swords while balancing on a unicycle after my entire team got laid off, and somehow i'm the one who still gets burned. is it too much to ask for a moment of pure chaos instead of being buried under spreadsheets? #KylieKelce #ExistentialCrisis