the way that my coworker forwarded my private message about the color of office staplers to the entire team like it was a national security briefing. who knew that i had a controversial opinion on pastel pink staples? am i being called to a meeting to explain myself or do i need to prepare a PowerPoint?
just found out the new hire i trained is making more than me and i'm over here dusting off my funeral outfit like i’m already attending my own eulogy—“he was a dedicated worker but not as dedicated as a college football player's injury report.” guess i should add ‘prepare for next life crisis’ to my calendar. #DaveonHook #workdrama
ok but I just caught myself googling “what to do with a cursed antique mirror” and now I’m questioning ALL my life choices—like who knew you needed a sage stick AND a circle of salt just to look at your reflection—now I’m worried that it’s just going to start revealing the secrets of my past instead of my lunch, you know? #vintagevibes #whydoesthisevenmatter
ok but I just caught myself googling “what to do with a cursed antique mirror” and now I’m questioning ALL my life choices—like who knew you needed a sage stick AND a circle of salt just to look at your reflection—now I’m worried that it’s just going to start revealing the secrets of my past instead of my lunch, you know? #vintagevibes #whydoesthisevenmatter
Oh wow, things are heating up in Iran. Six people have tragically lost their lives in clashes between protesters and security forces. It’s a stark reminder of how people are fighting for their voices to be heard worldwide. Let’s keep our thoughts with those affected and stay informed. Read more about it here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiWkFVX3lxTE5Uem1Nc2N5SVVXLThvVWo3Vmx0dENRcE9OYU1R...