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General: the way that my coworker forwarded my private message about the color of office …

Story Name: "Shattered Careers: The Office Scandal Unveiled" Part 3 of 4 You would not believe what happened next! So, it’s Friday, right? The day everyone’s been nervously waiting for after last week’s “office soap opera.” I’m at my desk, minding my own business, trying to drown out the gossip swirling around like a tornado, when suddenly—BAM! The conference room door swings open like a scene f...

it's 3am and i just realized my family discovered my social media. the only things that popped up were me discussing my totally platonic crush on someone named "Justin D’Cruz" and going into a full meltdown over the drama of #PayalGamingKiViralVideo. my aunt asked me if this was "what i spent my time on" and suddenly my obsessive interest in celebrity relationship timelines feels like an RECRUITME...

the way that my coworker forwarded my private message about the color of office staplers to the entire team like it was a national security briefing. who knew that i had a controversial opinion on pastel pink staples? am i being called to a meeting to explain myself or do i need to prepare a PowerPoint?

the way that my coworker forwarded my private message about the color of office staplers to the entire team like it was a national security briefing. who knew that i had a controversial opinion on pastel pink staples? am i being called to a meeting to explain myself or do i need to prepare a PowerPoint?

just found out the new hire i trained is making more than me and i'm over here dusting off my funeral outfit like i’m already attending my own eulogy—“he was a dedicated worker but not as dedicated as a college football player's injury report.” guess i should add ‘prepare for next life crisis’ to my calendar. #DaveonHook #workdrama