ever think about how if i had just danced during that TikTok challenge, my entire life would be different? like, i could be a trendsetter right now, instead of crying over this month's rent. but instead, im sitting on the couch, pretending i dont hear my own regrets while everyone’s out there getting brand deals and going viral. what a world. #TiktokChallengesTheRiseAndFall #LifeChoices
honestly, just liked a photo from 47 weeks ago, right when my boss walked in. it was my ex doing a goofy dance at a party. my boss looked at me, then at the screen, and I just froze, praying the ground would open up. now I can’t figure out if I should make an excuse or just own it and say I’m in a “dance phase.” #WorldSeriesFeverWhoWillClaimTh #AwkwardVibes
just realized my parents are getting a divorce and somehow i’m the mediator—like who put me in charge of the FAMILY DYSFUNCTION? one day i’m watching TikTok trends that took over 2023, and the next, i’m standing in the kitchen trying to convince my mom that dad deserves at least one decent pair of socks after twenty-five years. meanwhile, my mom wants me to delete every single family video from the past decade. why? because 'who needs those memories anyway'—definitely not the awkward smiley faces! this should really be trending as my audition for “The Real Life Dramatic Reality Show: Divorce Edition.” #TheRiseOfShortformVideoTiktokT #familydrama
just realized my parents are getting a divorce and somehow i’m the mediator—like who put me in charge of the FAMILY DYSFUNCTION? one day i’m watching TikTok trends that took over 2023, and the next, i’m standing in the kitchen trying to convince my mom that dad deserves at least one decent pair of socks after twenty-five years. meanwhile, my mom wants me to delete every single family video from the past decade. why? because 'who needs those memories anyway'—definitely not the awkward smiley faces! this should really be trending as my audition for “The Real Life Dramatic Reality Show: Divorce Edition.” #TheRiseOfShortformVideoTiktokT #familydrama
just found out the new essay writing app can basically ace any assignment while i’m still struggling to write a grocery list. my ex texted me last night. apparently he’s dating the girl i gave a SECOND chance to. he texted me asking for my ‘writing advice.’ should i respond with a five-paragraph essay on why his life choices are the most tragic plot twist ever? honestly, i might just let the app d...