I literally just found out I have been prepping for a funeral I am not invited to. I mean, I have my entire black outfit ready to go, shoes polished and everything. It is hanging in my closet next to my nice clothes, which, honestly, have not seen the light of day in ages. Turns out, the real preparation I should focus on is the casual brunch invitation from my best friend next weekend. #funeralpr...
day 14 of discovering that my friend group has a whole chat i’m not part of. honestly, i thought the awkward silence was just my anxiety acting up. turns out, they’re sharing football highlights while i'm sitting here in my pajamas bingeing reruns of a cooking show i can’t even cook. they don't even know that during my last birthday, i tried to recreate a soufflé and it was basically a baked apolo...
ever think about how if i had just danced during that TikTok challenge, my entire life would be different? like, i could be a trendsetter right now, instead of crying over this month's rent. but instead, im sitting on the couch, pretending i dont hear my own regrets while everyone’s out there getting brand deals and going viral. what a world. #TiktokChallengesTheRiseAndFall #LifeChoices
ever think about how if i had just danced during that TikTok challenge, my entire life would be different? like, i could be a trendsetter right now, instead of crying over this month's rent. but instead, im sitting on the couch, pretending i dont hear my own regrets while everyone’s out there getting brand deals and going viral. what a world. #TiktokChallengesTheRiseAndFall #LifeChoices
honestly, just liked a photo from 47 weeks ago, right when my boss walked in. it was my ex doing a goofy dance at a party. my boss looked at me, then at the screen, and I just froze, praying the ground would open up. now I can’t figure out if I should make an excuse or just own it and say I’m in a “dance phase.” #WorldSeriesFeverWhoWillClaimTh #AwkwardVibes